Who is DeBo? (and why does he suck?)
He’s Irreverant
Above all, DeBo has opinions. He doesn’t care who you are or what you think, he’ll let you know what HE thinks. Case in point: wearing an anti-trump shirt to a local rodeo. Classic DeBo.
A Van is his Vehicle of Choice
Fuel economy be damned — DeBo loves driving a creepy van. Maybe it’s the idea of being able to crash out in any Walmart parking lot across the country? Maybe he hates sleeping in tents? Regardless, the way he justifies 9 mpg remains a mystery.
He Lives to Ride
Whether he’s ripping up a dirt road or raising hell on city streets, DeBo wants to be on 2 wheels. He has notoriously paid more for motorcycles than he has for cars.
He Loves a Look
Take a peek into DeBo’s closet and you’ll find one outrageous piece after another. Shearling vest? Check. Obscure death metal band tee? You betcha. Button down shirts that are “tight in a good way?” He’s got twenty.
Hats Don’t Fit Him
Plain and simple, DeBo has a huge dome. A favorite past-time for hat-wearing friends is playing a game called “DeBo, Put on this Hat.” Hilarity ensues.
He’ll Fall Asleep ANYWHERE
It’s got to be hard holding that head up all the time, because DeBo gets VERY tired. He’ll nod off at the bar as quickly as he would a house party. DeBo sleeps when DeBo wants to sleep.
He has an Alter Ego
This is Blackout Barry and he’s a real asshole. Hobbies include wearing neon, chewing bubblegum, and drinking cheap beer. Sometimes he snowboards, but that’s, like, not really why he’s on the mountain, bro.
He’s Turning 40
DeBo’s age can be difficult to pinpoint — he’s simultaneously a reckless child and a crotchety old man. However, we have it on good authority that he’s turning 40 this July and is planning on rambling around the countryside of Wyoming.